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You’re looking for something to read. Maybe you feel like a romance novel. Perhaps a bodice ripper? Or a historical romance with nothing but dukes and balls and glorious clothing? Or maybe you’re feeling more like it’s time for lots of sexy action in the world of high finance? But definitely, what you want is a glorious, heart-quickening smut-tastic work of fiction.

The only problem is: how to pick? Maybe you’ve already finished all the books by your favorite authors and don’t know where to go next. Or maybe you’ve never read one and you want to know what all the fuss is about. Either way, we firmly believe that there is a romance novel out there for every taste, and we want to help you find it.

Luckily, we read – and we review. Whether you’re as much of a romance fan as we are, or you’re new to the genre, we’ve got you covered.

Call us Smut Enthusiasts. Call us Smut Scholars. Call us Smut Evangelists.

We are The Smut Report: Let’s talk dirty books.

Review

Review: The Pursuit Of… by Courtney Milan (2018)

A Worth Saga Novella

Heat Factor: One extremely hot encounter and a lot of longing

Character Chemistry: irrepressible chatterbox meets taciturn stoic, and it’s adorable

Plot: Journey of Discovery

Overall: Awwwwwwww

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Review: Once Ghosted, Twice Shy by Alyssa Cole (2019)

A Reluctant Royals Novella

Heat Factor: Steamy

Character Chemistry: I was sold on the insta-love

Plot: Former lovers run into each other on the train and spend the day together

Overall: Light, charming, and sexy

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Review: It Takes Two to Tumble by Cat Sebastian (2017)

Seducing the Sedgwicks, Book 1

Heat Factor: Sexyness builds slowly, but it’s definitely there

Character Chemistry: Very sweet

Plot: Sea captain with unruly children gets childcare help from local vicar

Overall: Thumbs up. Especially recommended for people who love Governess stories with a twist.

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Review: Some Like It Scandalous by Maya Rodale (2019)

Gilded Age Girls Club, Book 2

Heat Factor: Their first kiss is distinctly underwhelming, but don’t worry! It gets much better.

Character Chemistry: Completely believable, as enemies and as friends and as lovers

Plot: Our parents want us to get married, so let’s have a fake engagement to get them off our backs! Seems like a solid plan.

Overall: Fun AND fabulous AND feminist! Definitely worth reading.

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Review: The Other Miss Bridgerton by Julia Quinn (2018)

Rokesby Series, Book 3

Review of Rokesby Series Book 1, Book 2

Heat Factor: A tiny bit of heat, right at the very end

Character Chemistry: Banter

Plot: Kidnapped by pirates! Twice

Overall: The dialogue was too sparkling and overshadowed a good story

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