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Heat Factor: The narrator really can’t get over how huge this bigfoot’s weiner is
Character Chemistry: In true erotica fashion, the chemistry is all in the desire for the sexytimes
Plot: Man must save airplane by having sex with the bigfoot that balances out the wings
Overall: This is just pure “Whaaaaaat?” But the X-Files spoof bonus story killed us dead.
Heat Factor: Even a box can get ridden
Character Chemistry: They’re sad together, and then they’re very very happy
Plot: Man becomes stranded in a sea of holiday shoppers with a present. Who has a big penis. And cut abs.
Overall: Absurdist erotica at its finest
Heat Factor: The title says “invasion” but it was extremely consensual
Character Chemistry: Not sure chemistry is altogether necessary if you’re the only two people on the whole planet
Plot: Man is left behind alone on terraforming experiment planet due to budget cuts, finds sentient dinosaur who also thought he was alone to hang out with
Overall: There are several excellent zingers in this short story.
Heat Factor: Chapter 1: Glory Hole. Chapter 2: Phone sex. Chapter 3: Banging on his desk.
Character Chemistry: She takes care of him, he takes care of her.
Plot: Danielle uses anonymous sex as a stress release. Except this time, it wasn’t anonymous. It was her boss.
Overall: Very sexy with a nice message, but you must be prepared for a heroine with baggage to work through
Heat Factor: There’s lotsa sex. Some of it is sexy. Some of it is wild. Some of it is BDSMy. And some of it is completely bonkers.
Character Chemistry: My female essence submits to your male energy.
Plot: A girl with a fish tail and a guy with wings hang out, do some traveling, and engage in an epic battle against the forces of evil.
Overall: If you’re in the mood for bonkers morality-chain paranormal romance, then these books are wildly entertaining. With a lot of caveats.
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