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Heat Factor: The narrator really can’t get over how huge this bigfoot’s weiner is
Character Chemistry: In true erotica fashion, the chemistry is all in the desire for the sexytimes
Plot: Man must save airplane by having sex with the bigfoot that balances out the wings
Overall: This is just pure “Whaaaaaat?” But the X-Files spoof bonus story killed us dead.
Heat Factor: Even a box can get ridden
Character Chemistry: They’re sad together, and then they’re very very happy
Plot: Man becomes stranded in a sea of holiday shoppers with a present. Who has a big penis. And cut abs.
Overall: Absurdist erotica at its finest
Heat Factor: The title says “invasion” but it was extremely consensual
Character Chemistry: Not sure chemistry is altogether necessary if you’re the only two people on the whole planet
Plot: Man is left behind alone on terraforming experiment planet due to budget cuts, finds sentient dinosaur who also thought he was alone to hang out with
Overall: There are several excellent zingers in this short story.
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Heat Factor: It’s a very smutty novella, so there’s a lot of heat in a small space.
Character Chemistry: THIS is what I loved—I totally got it.
Plot: April is on a business trip and sexting with her very new flame, Kevin, when he asks her for her secret fantasy. It involves the move Splash and Kevin is all in.
Overall: It’s quick, it’s cute, and it’s extremely steamy.
Heat Factor: It’s not hot–closed door and very tepid.
Character Chemistry: Some are a little more zingy than others, but for the most part there’s not a lot of ka-zam going on here.
Plot: At Calvin’s Coffee Shop, we meet a group of employees who all end up finding their true loves during the course of the winter season.
Overall: Honestly, I’m usually the queen of low-drama, easy-on-the-bedroom-scenes type smut but this series dragged a bit too much for me.
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